February 2012
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Anonymous asked: 15 - How often do you chew penis?
grossloser asked: 37
water-cunt asked: hey mum ur up erlyyy, 1
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i promise i will answer every 1 →
seyeder:
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do you have...
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“aw could you come round and help me with my maths revision like sometime this week im so stuck??”
when really i mean COME ROUND MY HOUSE AND THE ONLY MATH WE’LL BE DOING IS 1+1 = 1 (because u’ll be inside me) x x x
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how do you be romantic everything i say when i try to be cute turns into innuendo
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found out the obese drummer and the big gummed art girl in my year went out for like a week and he asked her to give him head in his shed